声明
1、本专栏会有敏感词汇，本人将其用星号屏蔽
2、本模组因为没有英文字幕，所以把本人所知道的英文字幕以及翻译都打了下来，但是稍微打的不好，请见谅
3、本专栏正片的格式是这样的：
[02:02] Testing 测试
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本模组中所选的曲目
第一关：Unfortunate（不幸）
第二关：Voices（声音）
第三关：Chillin（放松）
正片
Phase 1 第一关
Before Start 开始前
There is f**k cool on TV. *Turn to the next channel* And now I'm hungry, f**k you, Gordon Andy. 电视中有汤姆那么好的节目 *换到下一频道* 现在我饿了 去你的吧 Gordon Andy
Wait, what's in the fridge again? *Look through the fridge* Oh, that's right. F**k off. 等一下 冰箱里面有什么呢 *查看冰箱* 那很好 滚开
Looks like I have to walk... *Being invisible* 看起来我还要去一趟啊 *逐渐消失*
Of course it has to stop f**king raining when I leave the house. 这当然在我离开这个房子的时候雨就应该汤姆的停下来了
Yo, whatup? I'm a robber. I'm here to take you s**t. 哟怎么了 我是个抢劫犯 我来这是想抢走你的东西
What? Why you have such a masculine voice when you're female? 什么 为什么你是个女的并且和我的声音一样
Shut up, s-shut up... 把 把嘴 把嘴闭上
Give me all your money, everything and empty your pockets, give me all of it. I am the stabby robber. I'm here to stab you. 把你所有的钱以及所有的东西都给我 把你口袋的东西都掏空 我是个撒人抢劫犯 我来这儿是要撒了你的
Look, lo-look at my knife! Look at my knife! *Sounds of the knife-sticking* 看好啊 看好我的刀啊 *模仿撒人的声音*
Wow, it... actually it's kinda impressive with the... it's a nice-looking knife. 哇哦 这 拿着那么好看的刀 确实是很让人印象深刻
Oh, thank you. WAITＡMINUTE! You're trying to distract me! 哦谢谢 等等 你想分散我注意力
Look man, I just want to go get my food. I'm broke, I'm... I'm like... getting cheap fast food at this like a cheap store. 你看伙计 我只是想得到食物 我就是 就是想在一家便宜的小店里得到便宜的食物
I don't care! I-I'm the robber! You...you give me everything you have! 我不管 我是个抢劫犯 你赶紧把所有的东西都给我
But that's... that's how it works, right? 但就是这样的 对不
Uh... no! 额 不是
While Playing 开始时
[01:21] Wait, why the f**k am I singing again? 等等 我还要唱一遍是为了什么
[01:32] Oh wait, I have a gun. *Shoot!* 哦等等 我有枪
[01:34] *Groaning* F**king... oww! Why'd you do that?! What's your f**king problem?! And a knife you brought... you shot a f**king gun into my harley! How the f**k... oww! You d**k! *呻吟中* 汤姆的 你为什么要那样做 侬脑子是不是瓦特了 你汤姆拿着枪打中我的腿 你怎么 奥 你个小可爱
[01:51] Ah, you can't... ah... the f**king kills! Snnfffff! *Keep groaning* 你不能 撒了我 斯哈 *继续呻吟*
[02:00] What the f**k is going on?! 这汤姆是怎么回事
Phase 2 第二关
D**n, I just killed someone. Anyway, uh, I... f**k, I don't know, ice-cream or a pizza man? 可恶 我只是撒了一个人 总之呢 我 我不知道 要披萨还是冰淇淋呢
(A demon on his left side) You should go... *Cough* you should go get some pizza! You'll love lt! F**k ice-cream! （有恶魔在他的左边）你需要 *咳嗽* 你需要得到披萨 你会喜欢的 去汤姆的冰淇淋吧
(An angel on his right side) No, get ice-cream! （有天使在他的右边）不 要得到冰淇淋
Okay, what the f**k? 好吧 什么鬼
Phase 3 第三关
(He's talking about the channel on TV, but I don't know what he's saying) （他在谈论关于电视节目 但我不知道他具体在说什么）
The End 剧终